a letter

Dear ResNet,

I guess maybe you didn't know this, but it's the 21st century. The Internet is kind of a big deal right now. People use it all the time to catch up on the news, watch tv, listen to music, talk to friends, and tons of other fun things. And on a college campus, lots and lots of people use it to "attend" class and do homework. People have tests they study for online. So it would be really great if you would get your act together and stop going down every weekend. I know dorm residents all over campus would really appreciate it. But it's ok. I know you're probably doing your best. Keep trying. You'll get it someday.

Love,

Leah